How do I love thee, let me count the ways…
I love the way you push email to me at whichever part of the world I’m in.
I love the way you fit snugly into my palms when I’m typing on your keyboard.
I love how you sit in my pants pocket comfortably even when I’m sitting in tight positions.
I love your design and your sturdyness of construction as you glisten and glow in my hand.
I love the extra crisp loudness of your speakers when we’re chillin by the river drinking beer with the gang.
I love the brickbreaker game that never fails to entertain every time.
I love navigating with your nipple in the middle but…..,
I don’t appreciate your feeble attempt to take a stab at apple.